Coldish breakfast, but this time one of the sausage warmers was still steaming and I poured my tea first – so it was warmer. Now I have the trick, I suppose. Also, pineapple juice today, which I love. Our bus driver was right on time again, and we have a small group of people, so we were there early.
I gave them the money transfer number, and they took it so that they could check for it. Their lost bag of money hasn’t shown up yet – I don’t think it will. Very sad. I asked before lunch, and they found mine alright – it was one of the first ones they got! It didn’t have North Carolina or my name on it, which is what I asked them to look for – it was some strange collection of numbers and letters. Anyway, that’s over with and sorted.
Ruth and I looked over the photos that the photographer who’s been wandering around took – one rather odd one of me and Peter. I bought it, even though I looked weird in it.
We also walked around and looked at the few vendors. There is a library automation systems vendor there that I think would be very good if we can’t get Koha to work – Amlib. We asked some questions, and Ruth is going to go the session this afternoon about it. It actually might be better anyway, because somebody would be on call who could help if it went wrong – as would not be the case with the open-sourced Koha.
Also before the presentations, Sarah from the IFLA preconference came rushing up to me – she’d heard I was another American. Apparently, the “Cultural Night” listed on the program for Wednesday meant that we had to do some sort of performance to represent our country. (!) What! Nobody told me! Whine, whine, whine. I am awful at stuff like that. Also, Sarah had thought she’d be the only one and planned to do a South African folktale that some librarian she knows has been performing all over the US. That didn’t sound like a good idea to me. Why couldn’t we use an American folktale? Like Paul Bunyan or Pecos Bill? Neither of us knows either well enough, though, and Sarah is from New York – she’s never heard of Pecos Bill. I thought that was widely known, but I guess not.
Ruth and I also met back up with Prisca, whom we’d met during the IFLA presentation – she’s a Zambian media/television librarian. We three sat together during the meetings and passed notes and commentary back and forth.
Sarah sat with us for lunch, and she and I talked about the performance thing – she suggested doing “Yo Mama” jokes instead, as something that spread from African-American youth culture to the wider US culture. I hated the thought of standing up there in front of all of those people and telling those, but the ones she had were funny… So, I agreed, and we practiced them a bit.
Sarah and I both needed stamps and cash, so we decided to walk across the road to the Arcades during the product demos – neither of us needs anything from them, and I thought that Ruth would do better without interference from me for the Amlib bit. We walked down Mulungushi’s drive, taking photos of statues, antelope, birds, etc as we went. At the Arcades, I got some cash, we eventually found a place that would sell stamps, and we sat and had tea while writing postcards. The Arcades are a great place for people watching, too – ex-pats from the US, Zambians in Western dress or African robes or loose shirts, Indians or Pakistanis in bright robes, tourists from Asia or Europe, Muslim women in full robes, covering all but the eyes…
I also bought a cheap pre-pay Celtel phone, that being the biggest Sub-Saharan African carrier. If I had T-Mobile, I could just get a $5 SIM card to use it, but no-oooo, the US just has to be different, and not use SIM cards like everybody else. It was a promo – only 80,000 zkw.
Sarah spotted a very funny sign on a tree next to the taxi stop – it says, “Mass Media Plot for Sale”! There’s an area of the city called Mass Media and all of the land lots are called Plots, but it’s a hilarious mix of words.
The taxi stop was a nuisance to get through – taxis, registered blue ones and more unregistered ones, wait for people to come by and you can’t walk into the Arcades without several of them calling, “Taxi, Miss, Taxi, Madam!” They are very set on getting business and try to convince you to hire them very insistently. This is also where the blue and white minibuses wait – these are small buses that are very cheap and are absolutely packed – they apparently have a bad safety record and are notoriously bad drivers, but they are also everywhere, very cheap, and the usual mode of transportation for most people. They’re easy to spot everywhere on the roads, and are apparently common in most Southern African countries.
Also, a word about Zambian money – they’ve had a terrible run of inflation, although not like poor Zimbabwee. The smallest bill that I saw was 100 zkw, and it was worth about 3 cents. People usually deal with 50,000 or 20,000 zkw bills. Some people from Kenya and Botswana laughed meanly about this on the bus tonight, and about Zimbabwe’s million-billion dollar currency. It’s very pretty money, though – lots of colors and pictures, and some with gold or silver stamps.
After meeting back up with Ruth and Prisca, we all went over to a restaurant about half an hour away for the Cultural Night dinner and performance. Ruth had brought a headwrap and a chitenje to dress up for the Malawian contingent – the performances are a contest. I was still wearing a suit jacket and unmatching pants, but hey, maybe a suit is the traditional American dress, right?
After waiting for ages for the guests of honor – various government ministers and library professors – we ate, some rather nice appetizer type things with beer and wine or soda. There weren’t enough chairs so I sat on the floor with various different groups or leaned against the wall. I found two more Americans – one from the US State Dept and one from the Library of Congress – very nice people, though not at all enthusiastic about doing “Yo Mama” jokes in public performance. I could understand that!
Then, they called up the Presidents of the various national Library associations – they danced! Some of them were actually very good. Then, they called us up – the various foreign representatives. They had us dance to some song that was written before I was born – a disco thing. This was the white people dance – we had fun (we’d mostly had some beer by then) but were very silly. I think people enjoyed watching us. Ruth took some pictures with my camera that came out well.
Next the good part – each country sent up representatives, mostly their entire contingencies, to compete by performing a traditional or local dance. It started with Botswana and ended with Zambia – Zimbabwe went before them because they were the hosts. They were all fabulous, but Lesotho won – very deservedly – with Malawi coming in third and Zambia and Zimbabwe tying for second.
Zimbabwe was very funny – there were only four of them, and one of them was a Norwegian woman who had married a Zimbabwean man. The last part of their dance, they each held hands in a big circle, and then one after the other threw a leg over the held arms – we thought that the Norwegian woman had seemed a bit tipsy before that, but she did it just fine.
Even though she’d previously fallen over and put her legs up straight in the air. It’s very sad that only four of them came – Malawi, which also shares a border with Zambia, sent a large number of people, but Zimbabwe can’t, or doesn’t even have the people to send.
Ruth danced with Malawi, which had a very lively line dance, although it wasn’t much like the ones I’m used to seeing. She was great! I got pictures and film of them dancing, with some really good pictures. Ruth is shy about me posting them online, but we’ll see.
One very nice thing – most of the countries called the restaurant staff over, and they went and danced with their countrymen for a bit. Everyone seemed very pleased by that – it was really nice – nobody was exclusionary or snobby about position when it came to the dances.
I got pictures of every country’s dance, and film of most – I’ll post those when I return to North Carolina.
Notice that I didn’t say anything about our performance – that’s because we didn’t do one! Apparently, the decided to make it a more serious dance contest this year, which meant no British, American, or Danish people interrupting the flow to make fools of themselves. Thank goodness. Sarah seemed disappointed, but I’m sure not.
Some people stayed to dance the night away, but I took the first bus back to the hotels – it was great, but we have to get up early the next day. Ruth and I still got home past eleven.





